It’s a beautiful warm summer morning and four mothers are sitting sit on a park bench watching their children playing in the sandbox and swinging. Life just couldn’t be better, All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right.
Mom 1: Gosh, All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right? All this beautiful sunshine after all that rain we had?
Mom 2: Yeah, perfect weather conditions for All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right mosquitoes. There are so many out there today. I’ve already been bitten four times this morning and All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right.
Mom 3: Here let me help you. Just wet your finger, put it on the bites and let me rub this salt into them.
Mom 2: All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right? You carry a salt shaker around with you all the time?
Mom 3: Of course! In my family that’s what we did for mosquito bites. Now come on. Wet your finger, put it on your bite, and I’ll put some salt on it.
Mom 2: Okay. All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right!

Mom 4: All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right! You know what my mom did? She believed in apple cider vinegar for absolutely everything. Why the minute you were bitten, she’d be there dabbing the spot with apple cider vinegar. Other kids thought we All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right, but honestly, I think it really worked.
Mom 1: Okay don’t laugh when I tell you this, but my granny was convinced that spit was the best remedy. All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right bitten and All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right. Come to think of it, it did stop the itching. All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right! Grandma also said your own saliva could take care of a lot of ills.
Mom 2: All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right. It's pretty strange. All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right to stop itching - garlic, bleach, ammonia, camphor.
Mom 4: Ammonia? Really? My husband just bought one of those pens that's supposed to get rid of itching and burning from bites and guess what’s in it? Ammonia!
Mom 3: All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right some of those home remedies are All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right. That's why they work. No wonder the All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right companies are All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right.
Mom 2: All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right. I saw some non-itch spray at the drugstore and when I read the label on the bottle, the main ingredient was camphor. All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right. All the bizarre things that people useAre you seriousbreedingexcept for one pesky little intrusionI don't knowI guess there really is nothing new under the sunit’s a gorgeous day, isn’t itjumping on the bandwagonNo kiddingpharmaceuticalPrestoSee, I'm convincedshe'd make us spit and rubsmelled weirdThat stuff’s been around for agesthe itching is driving me crazytried and trueWe’d getWow, I think it’s feeling better alreadyYou're right.